To all the jokesters that pretended they wanted Skyrim HD, I hate you guys.
To all the jokesters that pretended they wanted Skyrim HD, I hate you guys.
The Motherfucking Creation Club
updated November 26th, 2019
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Well well well, they did it, Bethesda found a way to add paid mods to their games, finally. This page won't talk about what the Creation Club is, read about the Creation Club by clicking here.
On this page we'll be talking about each mod released on the Creation Club, organized by release.
Creation Club mods are normally released in bulks.
When you first open the Creation Club, you are "gifted" 100 credits, or about a dollar, wow.
From the UESP wiki:
CC Credits can be obtained in the following ways.
750 CC Credits - $7.99 / €6.99 / £5.99
1500 CC Credits - $14.99 / €12.99 / £10.99
3000 CC Credits - $24.99 / €20.99 / £18.99
5500 CC Credits - $39.99 / €34.99 / £29.99
Yup, you have to buy them in packs, like fucking microtransactions.
You want to waste money to buy a 500 Credit mod? Well, fuck you, the cheapest pack is 750 credits.
What? You got unused credits now? Well, better use that cash then, don't want to keep some stuck cash there right?
Oh, you missing 50 credits to get another creation, better buy those 50 cre-
OH FUCKING WHY??
Now, I'm not going to lie, the latest creations released have been far better than whatever the fuck Bethesda was releasing when the Club was first released, they all have unique quests and books with some lore, the houses are fine and Trainwiz's dungeon is actually pretty cool. They're also going back to their earlier creations and updating some stuff like adding content to older stuff, so maybe, just maybe give some of it a try? I'm not telling you to go out and buy it, the prices are still garbage, but maybe find a way to play them for free? *cough back to top button*
Why are you all holding torches and pitchforks? P-please put them down. . .
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO EVEN LOOK AT THE CREATION CLUB?
Lucky you, like-minded individuals already came up with a solution
Classic Start Menu removes the News-letter at the top of the screen and the Creation Club from the main menu, making it so you never have to look at it ever again.
That is until Bethesda releases a new update that breaks the Script Extender, and we're all left waiting for mods to update all over again.
October 4th 2017
Arcane Accessories - 100 Credits
Oh, new spells? That's nice! New Robes too? Cool! Wait, they're just Oblivion spells? The robes are just Vanilla Robes with two Enchantments? Oh... oh...
Arcane Archer Pack - 150 Credits
What many consider one of the better Creations released yet. It adds a couple of new magic arrows with different effects. The best addition would be the Telekinesis Arrows, these arrows stay in place after you shoot them, and then fly off, makes for great multi-stealth kills.
Chrysamere - 300 Credits
Go to cave, kill ghost, get weapon. Immersive.
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES 5 DOLLARS EDITION
JESUS FUCK THIS ONE ANGERS ME TO NO FUCKING END. THE DIVINE CRUSADER SET, THE ARMOR OF THE KNIGHT OF THE NINE HIMSELF, IS THERE A BIG EPIC QUEST TO GET IT? NOPE, GO TO CAVE, KILL TWO *BANDITS* WHO JUST HAPPENED TO FIND THE ARMOR, KILL THEM, GET ARMOR. WHAT? HOW? wWwWhHhHYyYYYYyyY!!!???
Plague of the Dead - 4 DOLLARS
Oh shit, "when the sun falls, the dead rise! Beat back the zombie hordes" "Creations appear at night at certain locations in the world and through a quest." Holy shit, this sounds very good! Oh, wait, its shit? Really? At least the quest is good right? No? How much does it cost again? 4 FUCKING DOLLARS!!??
Ruin's Edge - 400 Credits
God, what is this now? A bow from Shivering Isles? Yeah its shit, we know, move on. At least this one has more detail put into the weapon mesh.
Staff of Sheogorath - Two Fiddy
Oh shit, this one has extra items?? What is it? Oh, its a fork... hmmkay...
Stendarr's Hammer - 200 Credits
Its shit, carry on!
Survival Mode - 5 Dollars (Fuck Off)
What can I even say about this? Every five or so minutes, you are forced to eat an entire Horker, otherwise you attack at the speed of a crippled, old, senile Breton because you are getting "tired". You walk slower because you are getting "cold". No thirst, because Bethesda realised the only drinks in the game is beer, so that works as food. Some small good things are here tho, if you're cold, your lockpick skill takes a hit, regional climate is now a thing, some holds are hotter than others.
November 30th 2017
Dwarven Armored Mudcrab - Fiddy Cent
MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS SHIT SHOULD BE FREE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't attack enemies. He has an abysmal carry weight. He. Has. No. Uses.
Lord's Mail - 300 Credits
Look at that texture. LOOK AT IT. After you kill the Alik'r that managed to somehow steal this armor, you'll find its cursed. So, how do you un-curse it? Though a intricate quest where you have to show your worth? Nope, go to the Shrine of the Divines in Solitude and activate the Shrine to Kynareth. LAME.
April 5th 2018
Adventurer's Backpack - 400 Credits
Fadingsignal doing his thing. Adds 16 backpacks to the game. Its fine and has some unique shit to it, but we do have free alternatives.
Camping - 300 Credits
Oh, its like Campfire right? It probably goes super well with the Bethesda Survival Mode, right?? It adds a fast travel map marker that you can place on the ground. Only one at a time however. Cool. And you have to buy it separate from the Survival Mode. Awesome.
Nix-Hound - 200 Credits
Nix-Hounds are back in Morrowind babeeeey! Go to that one NPC that takes care of the last living Silt Strider, and he'll sell you a pet Nix-Hound. Wait, no dialogue? He just sells it to you? Couldn't they have at least added a vanilla voice line for the transaction? Ok then. And what can he do? Nothing, as useful as the Mudcrab.
Shadowrend - 300 Credits
Adds a "quest" where you fight your shadow self! That is, if you're playing vanilla, otherwise its a bald version of you. Good thing is unlike its Oblivion counterpart, you're not stuck with only one version of the weapon, you can just go back to the location of the quest and switch them. The weapon model are just ripped Oblivion Daedric weapons tho.
Tundra Homestead - 300 Credits
A hearthfire style home, but organizer by Elianora, which means clutter everywhere. Why the fuck would one pay 3 dollars for this if you can just get a free Elianora house mod that adds more shit and is F R E E?
August 29th 2018
Myrwatch - 400 Credits
Another Elianora house mod, this one is mage-based and has a couple quirks to it.
Nordic Jewelry - 200 Credits
Obligatory jew joke. Two freedom bucks for a circlet, an amulet and a necklace. Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T.
Pets of Skyrim - 300 Credits
Some stupid animal followers, a fox, a spider, a goat, a rabbit and a skeever.
Rare Curios - 100 Coins
KHAJIIT HAS SHITTY WARES IF YOU HAVE MICROTRANSACTION COINS. Adds some stupid alchemical ingredients from previous games.
October 4 2018
Bone Wolf - 200 Credits
There's a shitty quest to find it, but he's useless.
Staff of Hasedoki - 250 Credits
Has a small quest to get it, looks unique and has a unique effect, the staff creates a permanent ward while you're holding it, instead of a spell it shoots a small "push" ball that ragdolls enemies and if the target dies within 60 seconds he gets soul trapped.
Wild Horses - 500 Credits
Probably the most useless and the most unique creation at the same time, it adds wild horses (and a fucking Unicorn) to the lands of Skyrim, which you can tame with a "small minigame". It also adds HORSE ARMOR, OH YEAH WE'RE BACK BABY. Okay, not really horse armor, but customizable saddles.
December 6 2018
Civil War Champions - 600 Credits
Adds two sets of armor, one for the Imperials and one for the Stormcloaks, and they both look like shit in my opinion. Fun fact, the Imperial armor is supposed to be that black and gold one that Martin wears in Oblivion. Looks nothing like its Oblivion counterpart.
Elite Crossbows - 400 Credits
Adds an elven and Ebony crossbow. Carry on.
Forgotten Seasons - TWELVE FREEDOMS!
AKA TRAINWIZ WILD DWEMER RIDE If there's one thing I'd tell you to download and play from the Creation Club, even if pirated, its this Creation. Trainwiz did some amazing things with the interiors for this massive dungeon. Its so big its pretty much four vanilla dungeons in one pack. The biggest and best Creation released so far, a massive project and it shows. A collaborative effort by Trainwiz, Elianora, fadingsignal, PrivateEye and Kris Takahashi.
Saturalia Holiday Pack - 300 Credits
Some hacked together holiday shit. Nothing sweeter than that mommy and daddy holiday pocket money.
Sunder & Wraithguard - 500
. . . Imma leave this one hanging chief. . . Plenty of free alternatives that look way better than this, such as MorrowLoot and Legacy of the Dragonborn.
Vigil Enforcer Armor Set - 600 Creds
Three sets of Vigilant of Stendarr armor, they all look like shit.
March 14 2019
Arms of Chaos - 500 Credits
Probably the worst one out of this batch of releases, it adds a quest that has you hunting for these two unique looking staves. But the staves themselves aren't anything to write home about in terms of effects
Shadowfoot Sanctum - 400 Credits
Now, don't lynch me, but I actually like this one. Its another Elianora house, with a thief motif, and its actually relatively big compared to what's available. It has some secret passages and storage areas and some other unique stuff. Obviously still less than some free houses out there, but it is what it is.
Spell Knight Armor - 400 credits
Three sets of magic knight armors, surprisingly they don't look like absolute shit. There's a small quest to find all three. They do look out of place in my opinion, they look more like Dragon Age armors than Skyrim ones.
Umbra - 500 Credits
Yes, Umbra, the living sword with part of the essence of Clavicus Vile. You go through a dungeon to get it, which is cool, it has a proper quest with notes and some lore about why its on Skyrim, still wouldn't pay 5 dollars for it, but its far from the worst creation out there.
June 13th 2019
Dawnfang and Duskfang
The shifting sword itself. Probably the "selling point" of this new batch of creations. You go through a unique quest to obtain the weapon and it has the unique effect of shifting at dawn and dusk. Just like the Ebony blade it gets stronger the more enemies you kill, but the kill count resets every time the sword shifts.
Expanded Crossbow Pack
Adds a couple crossbows to the game.
Dwarven Mail Armor
Now this is just garbage, it is a Elder Scrolls Blades armor that Bethesda just decided to port to Skyrim and sell at a premium. Maybe someone will like this, but its definitely not worth the asking price, I mean, it looks like a Dwarven armor mashup you'd see on the Nexus.
Netch Leather Armors
I don't know who was asking for this, but here you go I guess. Adds two sets of Netch Leather Armors to the game, I believe you have to go through a quest to learn how to craft them.
Stalhrim Fur Armor
This one looks cooler, but refer to the Dwarven Mail description.
July 25th 2019
Daedric Mail Armor
Another Elder Scrolls Blades port. Makes me wonder if Bethesda is holding out on releasing Blades on PC because they know people will extract all the assets out of the game and make the armors available for free, completely bypassing the Creation Club... ...Nah, I trust in Todd, he wouldn't do such a thing!
Elven Hunter Armor
Another Blades port, same quality as the others. Refer to the Dwarven Mail released June 13th.
Studded Dragonscale Armor
Another Blades port, same quality as the others.
November 20th 2019
Another playerhome. Probably the best one out. Does look nice, like a more refined Companions home.
Alternative Armors - Ebony Plate
Another Elder Scrolls Blades port. Pretty good. Still no silver.
Alternative Armors - Steel Soldier
Another Elder Scrolls Blades port. Slow and steady Bethesda. Release em in a slow pace.
Dead Man's Dread
Yaaaaarr, Redguard is here with some Switch level meshes and textures. Get Cyrus' outfit and sword because that makes sense that it's in Skyrim?
Neat, Goblins. Uses the Riekling Skeleton and you can get your own Goblin companion. But like mama always said. RIP AND TEAR!
Saints & Seducers
Probably the most out yet. Has all the Golden Saints and Dark Seducers armor and weapons plus the Madness set and Amber. Has summonable minions. This I can actually recommend getting.
The Gray Cowl Returns!
Heyyy, finally came out and it has the quest depth as Pelinel's armor. Nothing.